flowerofdawn:

nullrays:

till-all-are-one:

they ship for free in the US and you basically pay them 10$ with PayPal and they fucking send you

a surprise

you don’t know what will it be

it might be a scarf or it might be a remote-controlled Ford Mustang model

omfg

I kind of need to try this shit out

oh my god its like the SCP vending machine. if you order from them more do they start sending you crazier shit?

g0ne-blotto:

and in that moment i swear you broke the spine you little shit

remember when swag used to not take anything seriously and made fun of entre at every given opportunity

an d then they built up such a nice rela ti onship  a  n d he’s t he only on e entre really listens t o a nd d  it ‘s  not fair a n d im

fimbuldraugr:

The acceptance speech for Brave is suddenly interrupted by an 8-bit race car driver screaming, “TURBO-TASTIC” as he veers into the sun. 

solitarysocialist:

Eating because you’re sad = thesis

Being sad because you’re eating = antithesis

New feelings of sadness after you’ve eaten = synthesis

Dialectics.

unwashed-lederhosen:

ludicrouscupcake:

jawnthetimelord:

thelittlekneesofbees:

unimpressedcats:

What a wonderful basket of frui…



I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF

I C A NT ST OP L AUG H IN

HAROLD

princemordo:

i fucking hate the way i feel after waking up from a nap so much i dont understand anythign thats goign on hwere the fuck am i is this twilight town is this hallow bastion wheres my keyblade

robotsandink:

underablushingmoon:

dr-ost:

needklainenow:

phiillii:

gaywarden:

stabsinthe:

tamorajeancalhoun:

you get a little flag of your country!! its so cute aaah

im trying to flirt with the irish flag

like 5 american flags dog-piled on an canadian flag oh my god

THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST OMFG

OMG I’M CRYING :’D

That is seriously awesome

I think America is trying to T-bag me what

gothicstan:

oodnoodles:

i thought Jesus was the answer

was failing really worth the notes